what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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