i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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