that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think we might need a safe word for this...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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