We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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