SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
