I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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