If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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