He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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