is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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