i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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