when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
