why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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