Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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