Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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