Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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