Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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