I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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