Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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