so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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