we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
