All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize
