He asked to "fluff my boner.."
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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