Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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