You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She needs sedatives and a leash
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize