i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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