NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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