why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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