is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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