so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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