Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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