i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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