I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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