I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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