No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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