If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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