Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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