I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
this boner is exhausting
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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