How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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