Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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