I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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