he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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