I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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