Non-Jews are for practice
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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