Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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