all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
