He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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