sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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