I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
