If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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