let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
