question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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