I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I currently don't understand fingers.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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