I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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