Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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