So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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