this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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